I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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