A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
