he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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