you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
