Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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