hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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