I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
did you just send me my own nude
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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