i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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