it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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