The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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