just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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