i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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