So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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