What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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