I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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