We're like a lot better than the average bears
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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