Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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