Dual....:-)
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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