I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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