Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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