is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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