rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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