I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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