Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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