Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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