One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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