Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I think my moral compass just broke
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
