Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
