I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
bring money and cleavage
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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