I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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