Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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