We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You may now shotgun with the bride
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Bring me that man meat
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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