The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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