we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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