i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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