I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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