My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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