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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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