There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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