It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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