I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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