We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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