If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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