Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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