is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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