Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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