I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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