White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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