does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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