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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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