just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
foreskin is a definite game changer
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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