I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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