he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Randomize
